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Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 17-Nov-2005 19:35:11

A guy with a 25-inch penis went to a doctor and said, "I can't live with
this anymore! It's too long." The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for
you, but if you see the witch doctor in the bayou, she can help you." So, he
went to the bayou and saw the witch doctor. The witch doctor said, "Go into
the swamp and find a female frog. Ask her to marry you. She'll say "No", and
you'll lose 5 inches off your member!" So, he went to the swamp and found
the frog and asked her, "Will you marry me?" "No!", she said. He lost 5
inches off his member! The guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is
just too much. So he asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?" The frog
said, "No!" And the guy lost another 5 inches. He thought, God, 15 inches is
great! But 10 inches would just be perfect. So he asked one more time, "Will
you marry me?" And the frog said, "How many times do I have to tell you? NO!
NO! NO!"

Post 2 by Lupinsgirl (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Thursday, 17-Nov-2005 21:54:48

OMG that was great! Hahahaha

Post 3 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 19-Nov-2005 9:10:12

LOL!

Post 4 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Monday, 21-Nov-2005 14:20:33

ahahahha ahh hahahha

Post 5 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Monday, 21-Nov-2005 14:21:13

ahahahhahahahahah ahh hahahah

Post 6 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Monday, 21-Nov-2005 17:45:42

funny lool

Post 7 by psycho rabbit (Sizzling Sausages) on Sunday, 27-Nov-2005 18:16:20

That could be classed as a moderately funny joke. However, since I am at school and need some laughs, that will be classed as a very funny joke.